June 27, 2023

AT THE DRIVE-IN/VIDEOSTORE

 









I'm a big fan of Drive-Ins, especially ones that play oldschool B-movies. A few years ago I used to do quick mockups of upcoming features for myself for movies I intended to watch on Saturday Nights, all based out of the fake Drive-In/ Video store that lives inside my head. Used to even do short write-ups about the features and what was being served at the snack bar. It was fun to have something to look forward to at the end of the week.  


"THIS SATURDAY at Atomic Age Drive-In and Videos! The world's only Haunted Drive-In and Video Store! Kristen Stewart isn’t the WEIRDEST thing on the bottom of the ocean as we present a RARE current day movie. T.J. Miller IS “UNDERWATER“!! Films start at 7pm.  Stop by the snack bar and pick up your favorite snacks all night long!  Atomic Age Drive-In and Videos, the films are five dollars a carload, the hauntings are free!"


"THIS SATURDAY at Atomic Age Drive-In and Videos! The world's only Haunted Drive-In and Video Store! FRIGHTENING BULB-EYED MEN!! It’s an ocular invasion of EARTH SHATTERING PROPORTIONS when we present the science fiction masterpiece “KILLERS FROM SPACE”! Film starts at 7pm. Stop by the snack bar and pick up a slice of pizza all night long! Atomic Age Drive-In and Videos, the films are five dollars a carload, the hauntings are free!"


"THIS SATURDAY at Atomic Age Drive-In and Videos! The world's only Haunted Drive-In and Video Store! It’s a drive-in experience 65 MILLION YEARS IN THE MAKING! TONIGHT! It’s CHAOS as dinosaurs run amok in that Steven Spielberg/ Michael Crichton classic “JURASSIC PARK”! Come for the Sam Neil. Stay for the Jeff Goldblum! Film starts at 7pm. Parents! Stop by the snack bar for JURASSIC DARK DAIQUIRIS all night long! Atomic Age Drive-In and Videos, the films are five dollars a carload, the hauntings are free!"


BONUS! Video store memberships are available. Inquire within and while you're there lend our sexy co-owner a hand and say hi as she deals with our annoying resident poltergiest.  












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